Oh can of beer, thou noble beverage

                         thy cost is cheap, thy value dear;

                generic brand is one great beer


                After a hard days work the strong and thrifty

                         Unite in fellowship and gladly drink thee

                Fine taste, great times, low price, good cheer

                                   Strong thirst gets quenched by generic beer


                And what strong faith is put into thee

                         There is satisfaction to guarantee

                When our funds do run low and the time to shop grows near

                          We raise a toast to GENERIC BEER!!